Monday, April 20, 2020

Fave Pokepatterns Vol. II, or Dumb Fabric

Nothin' but Pokemon so far this year! So I dig most of the patterns in this shockingly unexpected set, and had ranked both halves as best I could. There's no clear favorite or top six or anything as in the first set (where Weepinbell won!) But these rock the hardest...



Ranking the actual Pokemon would look something more like...this-ish...lots of them are about even so there's no absolute order, but...
  1. Suicune
  2. Umbreon
  3. Houndoom
  4. Mantine
  5. Phanpy
  6. Porygon2
  7. Natu
  8. Xatu
  9. Houndour
  10. Espeon
  11. Octillery
  12. Qwilfish
  13. Remoraid
  14. Forretress
  15. Hoppip
  16. Sudowoodo
  17. Slugma
  18. Magcargo
  19. Corsola
  20. Lanturn
  21. Smoochum
  22. Magby
  23. Elekid
  24. Bayleef
  25. Politoed
  26. Ampharos
  27. Girafarig
  28. Chinchou
  29. Steelix
  30. Quilava
  31. Azumarill
  32. Pineco
  33. Bellossom
  34. Heracross
  35. Piloswine
  36. Swinub
  37. Ariados
  38. Spinarak
  39. Yanma
  40. Misdreavus
  41. Murkrow
  42. Skarmory
  43. Delibird
  44. Togetic
  45. Meganium
  46. Typhlosion
  47. Chikorita
  48. Noctowl
  49. Shuckle
  50. Ho-Oh
  51. Skiploom
  52. Sunkern
  53. Teddiursa
  54. Dunsparce
  55. Kingdra
  56. Smeargle
  57. Marill
  58. Hoothoot
  59. Furret
  60. Sunflora
  61. Ledyba
  62. Ledian
  63. Scizor
  64. Wooper
  65. Quagsire
  66. Wobbuffet
  67. Sneasel
  68. Blissey
  69. Cleffa
  70. Flaaffy
  71. Mareep
  72. Cyndaquil
  73. Igglybuff
  74. Stantler
  75. Donphan
  76. Lugia
  77. Raikou
  78. Entei
  79. Gligar
  80. Crobat
  81. Sentret
  82. Slowking
  83. Ursaring
  84. Tyranitar
  85. Unown
  86. Togepi
  87. Pichu
  88. Aipom
  89. Granbull
  90. Snubbull
  91. Hitmontop
  92. Tyrogue
  93. Miltank
  94. Pupitar
  95. Larvitar
  96. Totodile
  97. Feraligatr
  98. Croconaw
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5.12.20: Aw dude, the artwork on this friggin' set of cards...8-O
Faves: Ninetales, Eiscue, Alcremie, Whiscash, Arrokuda, Trevenant, Vulpix, Phantump, Litwick, Barraskewda, Chandelure, Natu, Malamar, Xatu, Barboach, Lampent, Ludicolo, Boltund, Flapple, Appletun, Applin, Inteleon, Falinks, Charjabug, Galarian Weezing, Toxtricity, Spiritomb, Stonjourner, Pincurchin, Vikavolt, Lotad, Palossand, Sandygast, Zacian, Zamazenta, Chatot, Mandibuzz, Unfezant, Tranquill, Vullaby, Copperajah, Sigilyph, Masquerain, Surskit, Abomasnow, Snover, Koffing, Electrode, Voltorb, Magmar, Electabuzz, Aegislash, Honedge, Doublade, Dreepy, Drakloak, Tympole <3
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Saturday, April 18, 2020

Rest of Johto Fabrix

Here we go with the other half of the Johto patterns (which are overall better than the Kantos and therefore...Idk what to do with 'em. You couldn't pick six, and they only seem to make the shirts. Soooo, I guess giantic custom patchwork pics for potential use as digital wallpaper, binder cover inserts, etc., mayhaps? Idk. We'll see.)
  • Umbreon
  • Houndoom
  • PHANPY!
  • Porygon2
  • Espeon
  • Houndour
  • Suicune (putting up here with the most favorite Pokemon but it's a disappointing pattern; just heads, can't see its full beauty)
  • Pupitar (WTF, NEVER DID I IMAGINE THIS ONE WOULD BE SO HIGH, BUT GODDAMN NEON CACTUS GARDEN)
  • Forretress (red+purple plaid)
  • Corsola (pink+blue+yellow)
  • Qwilfish
  • Sneasel (bc Easter eggs!)
  • Elekid
  • Teddiursa (Combee, cute illustrations)
  • Murkrow (bc video game)
  • Hoppip
  • Lanturn
  • Dunsparce (bc Dugtrio/Diglett xD)
  • Wooper (bc Corsola)
  • Heracross (Vikavolt)
  • Cleffa (Minior)
  • Misdreavus (vewweh scaweh)
  • Steelix
  • Shuckle
  • Larvitar
  • Skarmory (Honedge+Escavalier)
  • Magby (cute but the 'mon's primary appeal is its red+yellow coloration which isn't depicted)
  • Chinchou
  • Donphan
  • Wobbuffet
  • Yanma
  • Aipom
  • Igglybuff
  • Sunkern
  • Gligar
  • Ho-Oh
  • Lugia
  • Tyrogue
  • Hitmontop
  • Kingdra (caudal fin looks like a weird slug or pear on the back of the silhouette XD)
  • Ursaring
  • Miltank
  • Tyranitar
  • Entei
  • Raikou
  • Snubbull
  • Granbull

ctrl+f: idkwut2use

Saturday, April 4, 2020

ranking 52% of Johto fabrics

*drops literally fucking dead*
This cannot be. No. They. Actually.
NO.
Wtfffffffffffffkjhgytfwghesikyottireu\szjkdlfgiturehjwnjkdoifjrn4kotiuhegjaksdjfgk
...So it's an actual full-on miracle that the original 150 fabrics exist in the first place; like, WHAT were the odds, honestly...but I truly believed that the notion of them ever going beyond those most-heavily-merchandised 150 was a ludicrous dream. But as usual, for something to stand a chance of happening, I have to be 100% certain that it will not--for now all of a sudden they email me 52/100 unveiled Johto designs, and I'm like..."These better be available on so much shit besides dress shirts? Or apparel for that matter. I could go for a custom patchwork quilt, perhaps. Or fuckin' patchwork wallpaper/borders." Or I'll just do my usual, make my own whatever and maybe print it if that makes sense. Clearly I gotta do something. Fuck. Just over half are known, and I can tell this gen is in no way as clear-cut as the first. They've lost it. And several highly-ranked ones are well above Pokemon I like more because the designs are so damn good. E.g., Ariados--I like spiders, it's cool, but it's not such a super-fave that I'd have expected its pattern to rank like this. Anyway, by the Ides of April the rest are supposed to be revealed. And that other half includes most of my Big Faves from Johto--Suicune, Umbreon, Houndoom, Phanpy, Porygon2, Espeon, Houndour. Plus Qwilfish, Forretress, Hoppip, Corsola, Magby, Elekid, Steelix, Lanturn, Chinchou......and then there's Misdreavus, Yanma, Sunkern, Skarmory, Shuckle, Dunsparce, etc., etc., etc. Lots of potential to surpass the current favorites.
But at any rate, as this was unforeseeable, my shirt is perfect for what was available at the time.

  • Bayleef (excellent color)
  • Ariados (OMG WTF...too adorable...treehouses...it reminds me of the Berenstain Bears and Winnie the Pooh and the Polly Pocket one...wow)
  • Flaafy (are you fucking kidding me...random neon Alolan Exeggutors thrown into the neon mix for some reason...this one corresponds to Weepinbell in the first set then?)
  • Magcargo (fire-snail paisley, totally turbo)
  • Smoochum (Weird 'mon but I dig its shapely blonde hair+pinkness, and I loooove the 80s/90s "Saved By the Bell" graphics in the pattern)
  • Pineco (A pineapple pinecone. Why are they doing this)
  • Girafarig (Its tail reminds me of a Chain Chomp and it looks good)
  • Mantine (not really a fave pattern but very much a fave Pokemon)
  • Octillery (nice design, high up more bc of the Pokemon itself though)
  • Ledyba (bc Vileplume/rafflesia flowers)
  • Marill (Jfc...Alolan Exeggutor, Corsola, Luvdisc in another "Hawaiian" print)
  • Bellossom (those flowers look cool too...like Limited Too logos and my pink/purple pillow and the green/purple/pink felt one I made)
  • Slugma
  • Xatu
  • Sunflora (van Gogh style, oh they're getting too damn creative on me here)
  • Smeargle (paint splatters, reminds me of Lisa Frank)
  • Natu (disappointing bc it's solid terra-cotta instead of the neon green/yellow/pink+black I expected)
  • Sudowoodo (such a cute 'mon but what a weird design...doodly, includes Bonsly [yay], lots of brick cabins...)
  • Politoed (lily pad umbrella+Poliwags/whirls...cute)
  • Skiploom (colorful)
  • Jumpluff (cute, looks like a little bouncing blueberry with cotton balls attached)
  • Slowking (I are angry shell...literally...'Chelle)
  • Piloswine
  • Delibird
  • Togetic
  • Quilava
  • Meganium
  • Ampharos
  • Mareep
  • Ledian
  • Noctowl
  • Furret
  • Togepi
  • Spinarak
  • Stantler
  • Feraligatr
  • Croconaw
  • Quagsire
  • Azumarill
  • Remoraid (I enjoy Remoraid bc FISH! and it too loves Mantine, and it's nice how they did a Pisces thing here, but they made it kinda fat? xD)
  • Swinub (cute but don't get no simpler'n that)
  • Chikorita
  • Cyndaquil
  • Sentret
  • Blissey
  • Typhlosion
  • Scizor (confusing up close, nice-looking at a distance)
  • Unown (TO KNOW THE UNKNOWN, DOESN'T MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME; TO KNOW THE UNKNOWN, SOME SECRETS ARE JUST MEANT TO BE...)
  • Crobat
  • Hoothoot
  • Totodile
  • Pichu
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interesting.