Sunday, October 27, 2019

My Little Series Finale

Wow. So. 9 years of pony and all the attendant memories and experiences just ended...TV trouble made me late in watching the final three episodes. Which are among the best of the series--a most welcome finale following those bottom-of-the-barrel last three episodes of a certain series I had to suffer in April. -_- Pones beat Thrones, whodathunk? Equesteros trampled Westeros. xD End of an era indeed. It hit harder and got me more nostalgic than I was expecting or prepared to feel atm. Good stuff, though. The two-parter made the stakes seem seriously high despite the knowledge that the power of pony palship would prevail and nopony would get murderized. Good show, DisQord. And the final one, well...*sniff* Feels. Like I needed 'em after the very similar Arthur episode that was on the other day, where LaDonna's move mirrored Twilight's.

So weird seeing giant-size Twilight with the ever-flowing, ethereal queenly-princess hair. And buff grown-up Spike. o.O Sooo, wait a sec. This means Twilight is gonna outlive everypony else? What's the lifespan of one of these uber-princesses? Surely Silver Shoals isn't just the Equestrian version of Shady Pines? Pinkie apparently married and had a foal with Cheese. What about everypony else? (Rainbow & Soarin'? Twilight & Flash? Rarity &...Idk, did she ever find herself a "prince?" What about Applejack and Fluttershy? Just wondering. I myself have no desire for marriage or kids, yet somehow I do love pairing up characters and envisioning offspring. xD It certainly isn't necessary, though.) Guessing from the undereye lines and grey in certain manes that the mane six (save for Twi?) are supposed to be in the equivalent of their 50s/60s in this future with Luster Dawn (oooooh, her hair PERDY.) Not yet the 70s/80s/90s of a Granny Smith-style pony. Speaking of whom...they must have passed on by that point. ;.;

Anyway, I loved pausing to see who all featured in the series finale, or at least were pictured behind the mane six in the end. Highlights weerrre...
-Starlight's role was awesome; she kicked flank. And Trixie. :3
-Lemon Hearts! (Twi, why were you confused? You know her...she's one of your old Ponyville friends...)
-Sandbar's family looks cool. The dreadlocked surfer dad especially. xD Although, I do have to ask...Sandbar...did you...move in with Yona in the future? As in like, a couple? I'm sorry, I just...A, how does that interspecies stuff even work, and B...I didn't ship it when he asked her to the dance. They're friends and it's great, but I just can't see that. And I mean, of all the pretty ponies, Sandy...! [Even though we don’t really know others we can be sure are comfortably close to your own age, which must be...early college-ish? Just graduated high school and majoring in, ughhh, friendship? Wtf, really, Twi. Neighsay was so right to say “neigh” to this dumb idea, but it’s Equestria and here we are.] Sounds shallow, I know, but really, of all ponies or creatures...:/ The Young Six were all cool throughout the episodes though.
-Anywho. Speaking of SHIPPING...put Neighsay with Snapdragon, 'cause she's my ponysona, baby. >;3
-And PLEASE tell me Maud & Mudbriar had kids. ;_; Equestria needs little thems for sure. x3 Maud is tied with Limestone for Best Pie.
-Love the preeeeeetty curly-haired Pegasus who was leading them ("Cotton Sky?" Might not be official, but...) Nice to see that she and "Winter Lotus" (perdy earth pone) are actually friends. Also liked Miss "You-Better-Fix-This" and other angry earth ponies. x->
-Fleur de Lis & Sassy Saddles!
-Was Firelight there or did I imagine it? I know Stellar Flare was.
-Flim & Flam, fightin' with the good guys! ^o^ :'}
-Treehugger!
-Gordon Ramsay pony when Big Mac was dropping off the second box
-Coloratura "Ra-Ra!" Cherry Jubilee! Pear Butter, Vapor Trail, Stygian & the Pillars, Big Bucks, Hoity-Toity!
-NEEDED MORE SUNSET SHIMMER...she was briefly glimpsed behind Twilight at the end of the final song, but they made that backdrop so difficult to see anyway.
-Twist...but OMFG, WTFH, THAT IS NOOOOT WHAT TWIST LOOKS LIKE AS A MARE. This is my biggest gripe. Just because she was a bit taller and leaner (and more elegant :p) than the other fillies doesn't mean she's destined to have a more awkward shape like that. #dafuq She'd basically look like my ponysona--same bright curly red hair, way better than it was drawn in the finale. Replace her with the real mare-Twist right now; that's an order.
-Lyra Heartstrings, all the usual Ponyville residents...the floral trio, Strawberry Sunrise, Cherry Berry...Moondancer, Tempest Shadow, the various factions (Ember & the dragons [Fume! :D Cinders!], hippogriff/seaponies, etc. Featherweight and lots of relatives & friends from all throughout the series; the mane six's families (just the main Apples and no Oranges though, sob...gotta love Peachy Sweet, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Split, Jonagold, Aunt Orange, Lady Justice, etc...)
-Doc Top (no Post Haste or Nursery Rhyme)
-Spitfire & the Wonderbolts & other Pegasi ofc (Fleetfoot, Cloud Kicker, etc.) Quibble Pants w/ Clear Sky & Wind Sprint.
-Sweetie Belle actually looks the best of the CMC as an adult (she was always my third-fave. She's still cool.)

Shame, though, that so many of the beautiful blind-bag and brushable ponies never made it into the show (or even a bloody comic) for a single wee barely-there cameo. I have loads of approximately organized/ranked images of all of them on Pinterest. (Bloody grand idear: Let's do a future film using as many as possible for characters. I volunteer as Feathermay!)
And speaking of the comics, they included some pretty awesome characters themselves (e.g., AURORA MUFFIN, Cauldron Bubbles, Gilded Lily, Thestra, Rhoda Ruby, Goldcap, Pumpkin Twizzle, Java Bolt...)
~names~

Who else would I have most hoped to see pop up in the end, but I don't believe did?
Lightning Dust. Other Equestria Girls characters (the Dazzlings, Crystal Prep girls & Cinch, Gloriosa, Juniper, Timber...esp. Adagio, Aria, Lemon Zest, Sour-Sweet, Sugarcoat!) Cloudchaser/Stormwalker & Flitter. Harshwhinny. Prim Hemline (First Folio & one of Scoots' cool aunts reminded me of her in the face.) Buttonbelle (good twin of Suri.) Photo Finish. Torch Song. Pretzel. Coconut Cream (who is apparently the pastel magenta/green/yellow-haired daughter of the neon fuchsia/lime/yellow-haired Coconut Cream.) Fire Flare. Lighthoof & Shimmy Shake. Sans Smirk. Silver Shill. Blossomforth. All "new favorite characters" marked in blog from recent seasons; bowling/80s/Crystal ponies, delegates, Manehattan residents/boutique customers & employees/Photo Finish or spa assistants, Golden Harvest/Carrot Top/other fave Ponyville residents...guess that'd cover it pretty well. xD

...and now the DVR is replaying the show from the beginning. It's on Look Before You Sleep. x3

Oh right, S9 fave episodes:
The first 2+last 3!
Between Dark and Dawn
Student Counsel
Frenemies
The Summer Sun Setback (Love ya, Chrysalis...xD)
Growing Up Is Hard to Do
Sweet and Smoky

And least, probably: A Trivial Pursuit, She's All Yak, & The Last Crusade in a way

Oh damn, the pony creator V. 3 is gone! Wanted to design what Twist-a-Loo actually looks like as a mare...which is a lot like Snapdragon/me as an earth pony in her ivory/eggshell color. Because of course the curly-redhead was lean and leggy and svelte while her classmates were still short and squat and dumpy. She’ll be a gorge adult, not this “hurrdy-durr, gangly nerd” look. -_- 

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Calendarmania II

 That time o' year again...to list out all the favorites & decide on next year's.
  1. GOOSEBUMPS
  2. OCEAN PAGE-A-WEEK
  3. Vintage Pinball
  4. Blue Dog
  5. Lucy
  6. Aimee Stewart (new favorite artist, omfg <33)
  7. Colorful Confections (Peeps+jelly beans, candy, macarons, bonbons, cookies, doughnuts, sherbet, rainbow cake, rw&b popsicles, etc.)
  8. Encyclopedia of Rainbows (doughnuts, macarons, polished stones, phones, etc.)
  9. Mushrooms/Funghi (x3)
  10. Balloon Text (VideoSmarts vibes)
  11. Mermaids (esp. clownfish mermaid + ones w/ sea dragons)
  12. Succulents
  13. Cactus
  14. Desert in Bloom
  15. Sit Stay Selfie (Bedlington + Italian Greyhound)
  16. Dynasties (African Wild Doggos)
  17. Avanti Dogs (Toy Pood reindogs)
  18. Tropical Fish, Coral Reef, Exotic Ocean
  19. Shark Week (Horn, nurse, zebra labeled as leopard--disgusting!!)
  20. WAYNE THIEBAUD <3 (reminds me a bit of my old favorite Ralph Goings)
  21. Master of Illusion (Rob Gonsalves)
  22. Surrealscapes (Yerka Jacek)
  23. Crump (Matt; pretty photos)
  24. Arcimboldo/i, Bosch, Dali, Kinkade, Terry Redlin, Linda Nelson Stocks
  25. Houses
  26. Travel Trailers
  27. Hot Rod (classic diners, gas stations, drive-ins <3)
  28. Cruisin' & Chrome
  29. Route 66/Diners [also easel Diners]
  30. Bungalows
  31. Mid-Century Modern
  32. Saguaros
  33. Southwest Wildlife
  34. Super Mario
  35. Tulips
  36. Sexy kilt dudes
  37. Plant Life, Crazy Plant Lady
  38. "Wall Art" (mushrooms, trees, fruit+cheese)
  39. Art Forms in Nature, Curiosities
  40. "Pooch"
  41. Poodles, Greyhounds, Whippets, Iggies
  42. Exquisite Creatures (fish, urchins, brittlestars...)
  43. Frogs
  44. Fruit
  45. Spirit Guides, Spellbound, Strangeling, Steampunk, Alchemy, Celestial Journeys, Dragon Witches, Stokes' Dragons, fairy/faerie shit, Gothic Art, Haunted Realm
  46. John Wayne; Elvis, Beatles, Johnny Cash
  47. Friesians
  48. Little Mermaid, Frozen II, Lion King
  49. Simpsons
  50. Popeye
  51. Peanuts/cocks
  52. Seuss
  53. MST3K
  54. Man Up xD
  55. Patisserie (smackarons), Cupcakes
  56. Crayola
  57. Nuns Having Fun
  58. "Barbarian" (butterflyfish/fruit/toucan art)
  59. VW Buses/Beetles
  60. Teddy Bears
  61. Lionel
  62. Future Vintage
  63. Killer Flamingos
  64. Loons
  65. Wondrous Workings of Planet Earth
  66. "Road Home," "Country Welcome/Walk," "Hometown"
  67. Remote Locations
  68. Livin' Aloha
  69. Gardens, Waterfalls, Geometrics, Galaxy of Stars (reminded me of that one elementary school dream...)
  70. Enchanted Pathways, Deep Forest, farmer's market shit
  71. Grumpy Cat (=ME), "Fuck This Shit," Fauxspirations, Anti-Affirmations (365)
  72. "Mind Your Own Dam Business" (cartoons)
  73. Saved By the Bell
  74. Dachshunds, Schnauzers, Pomeranians, Wire Fox Terriers, Scotties, etc.
  75. Pokemon (but there's only the one month w/ clipart Umbeon & Espeon, so no way)
Page-a-Day: Chuck Norris (also wall), Shakespearean Insults, Game of Thrones, Year of Animation, People of Wal*Mart (<3! XDD), Dogs (x2), Garfield

...etc., etc. 8-3

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Fave Poképatterns

For some time now I've been requesting that Nintendo allow you to customize a Pokemon pattern (by selecting your 100, 200, 300, whatever, favorites) for printing onto products. This isn't that, but...it's closer than anything else that's ever been and feels more like something I would have dreamed up than something that actually exists. But there 'tis.





I'll just insert Pic1/Row4 below Pic4/Row3 to make Pic4 equal. :3 They'd be sideways, but still look rad in the Eeveelution lanyard.

Weepinbell
Vileplume
Victreebel
Vulpix
Jolteon
Flareon
Exeggutor
Ninetales
Vaporeon
Bellsprout
Parasect
Ekans
Paras
Electrode
Weezing
Exeggcute
Koffing
Diglett
Articuno
Eevee
Voltorb
Electabuzz
Porygon
Arbok
Dragonair
Gloom
Kabuto
Venusaur
Dugtrio
Krabby, Venomoth, Seaking, Goldeen, Ponyta, Venonat, Kingler, Cloyster, Shellder, Sandshrew (Slash is cool but too abstract, like Dugtrio and others...I way prefer the ones that explicitly depict the Pokemon as they actually appear...Ninetales' is disappointing...), Slowbro+Psyduck (bc of Alolan Exeggutor XD)

To attempt to narrow to 6...it probably makes sense to knock the Eeveelutions out, actually, despite being such favorite Pokemon, since I already have them on a ton of things (depicted much larger and more clearly/realistically than in these patterns anyway. Key chain, hair bow, bag, lanyard, button, pants, glass, stickers, figures, plush Jolteon (Electra)...the water bottle that unfortunately got uncleanably icky as all water bottles do...)