Wednesday, June 14, 2017

ABOUT ME

Saving this old 'personals ad'-type profile from dating sites I tried out (even though I was primarily hoping to find activity partners and whatnot & am very happily single); Idk where else to put it now? Serves as a pretty good intro regardless. Comments too. x-}
NUTSHELL=primary goals: a) get lotsa doggos, fishies, & other beateous critters b) travel a loooot for long periods to do all that is fun & excellent ...so, somehow gotta find fun-loving people (& critters of course.) 8-\
 
Essential info:  
⚜️ Animal fanatic. My favorites are dogs & fish/aquatic critters (esp. tropical fish/rays/sharks, etc...) Many favorite breeds of dog (& cat, horse...) I adore dog shows and other sports. 
⚜️ Unabashed mega-fangirl. x~3 Animation/cartoon-obsessed Disneyholic & Pixarphile. Movies, TV, music, musicals/theater, reading. Awesome 80s baby/90s kid for life. #MyLittlePonyFiM #Pokemon #Mario #HungerGames #StarTrek #HarryPotter #GameOfThrones [s1-7] etc. etc.
⚜️ Further interests/luvs: The paranormal/supernatural/occult/mystical, games/sporting activities, shopping, nature, plants (& fungi ^^)/gardening, learning, art, science, history, culture, design, vintage+retro+antique+nostalgia, holidays, list-making (esp. loooonng ones of favorite things in various categories), writing/recording shit, colors, names, houses/decor, gems/crystals, water, scary stories/spookiness/horror, dance, thinking/fantasizing/daydreaming/reminiscing (I'm rarely where I appear to be on this plane!), FUN, beauty, awesomeness, excellence, all that be da bombdiggity bomb.com
⚜️ Lover of toys & miniature things; collector/packrat by nature. Vast amounts of Lisa Frank, "In My Pocket" animals, plushies, figurines, ponies, Beanie Babies, Funkos, Peeps, Polly Pocket, candles, stickers, ornaments/decorations, PEZ dispensers, fast-food toys, key chains, pins, buttons, bags, books/videos/games, cards, wearable stuff, keepsakes, etc.
⚜️ Big goal (alongside acquiring many more favorite breeds/species): TRAVELIN'. I love trips. And I just dream of traveling for weeks, months, even years at a time, seeking every kind of adventure there is to be had. All of it; everything. (Especially...all around the US & Canada, all around Europe, Australia, Japan, island-hopping...hither & thither & yon.) Could be by some combination of RV, motorcycle, bicycle, car, or foot. Have quite specific ideas about everything, though. ;) This and the animals=the two central-pillar goals around which all else anchors, always.
⚜️ Took scuba lessons/own gear

Demo breakdown/factoids:
DOB: 7/18/87
Sex/gender: F
Ethnicity: Caucasian/White
Nationality: American "Euromutt" (Irish, German, Hungarian, Polish, & Italian ancestry)
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Height: 5'5"
Smoke/drugs: No (never have)
Drink: Rarely
Language: English (did very well in middle/high school French & learned little bits of a few others here & there :3)
Astrological signs+personality types: Cancer. Rabbit. {3rd-decanate Cancerian [Leo cusp] with Taurus moon & Leo ascendant and so forth; Fire-element Lola-Bunny Rabbit "Looking at the Moon" + Raya-style Dragon ascendant. I know some sign descriptions can be totally inaccurate for some people, but mine've tended to be...usually pretty good for the most part; I identify with the signs in enough ways. And while I seem to have a bit of an affinity for Virgo, Pisces, & Libra, I'd never discount somebody based on birthdate. ;p} INTJ. RCOEI/very close to RLOEN. Ravenclaw (Slytherclaw?)/Horned Serpent. More left-brained, but pretty balanced in that sense (not so lefty that I could do algebra, put it that way.) Enneagram results. (More in comments.)
Alter-ego: Lucy Ricardo (to name only one ;)
Orientation: Heterosexual (though possibly just asexual, or "demi?" Guess I'm unsure/unconcerned. Not very romantic unless it's concerning OTPs/favorite characters. Voluntary virgin; have barely dated due to lack of interest & enjoyment of solitude.) [lol] [lol again] [lol once more for good measure?]
Seeking: Friendship (...possibly more? W/ one [male] person, ofc) (Always been a fan of [much] older...& often unusual-looking...guys)
Want kids?: Only the furry, finned, feathered, or scaly kind. πŸ©πŸ πŸˆπŸ±πŸπŸ¦€πŸ‘πŸ¦πŸŒπŸ πŸ€πŸ“πŸ¦šπŸŽ (Might not be 100% non-persuadable, but even then would be more interested in adoption? I do, however, love my genes & would enjoy to pass 'em along by some entirely effortless means...πŸ€”)
Politically: Independent, moderate, centrist (weighted left according to most quizzes) [what another quiz thought--some of it looked very surprising] [and another--I'd think I'd be even more to the center of the middle two axes but aiight] [still another? ay yi yi] [wtaf]
Religiously: Catholic-raised. More 'spiritual' than just one specific thing exclusively. Wicca/Paganism hold appeal.
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*primarily the Googdrive/1Drive section, +Photobucket shit --> MOAR HYPERIMPORTANT LINKAGE
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preface?:⚜️ Live in hometown of Clark, NJ. Work in home office (which, yes, I love) of dad's/family's two-way radio repair (etc.) company. Hoping to eventually take over the whole office side of it. Have 2nd home+about a dozen or so farm-surrounded acres in Lake Como, PA. Hoping to move up there sometime. Can't WAIT to get outta here.Could also potentially wind up somewhere based upon putting media/film degree to better use (a BA in Communications/Media/Film w/ Recreation Administration minor.) Could be open to living elsewhere in the States, or even Europe orrr...
⚜️ Would be interested in getting to know somebody(ies) compatible with the following profile. Ofc one could never ever be completely exhaustive and mention everything, but I think this does a fairly decent job painting a picture of me...

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(maybe could retry them apparently useless sites like okcupid, matchdoctor, badoo, zoosk, pof, pounced? there were a few others in the app store...just whatever's most prevalent at the time and offers a 'friendship' search...)

13 comments:

  1. stupid twitter thing--

    Height: 5'5"
    Shoe size: 7 (US womens)
    Zodiac: Cancer
    Tattoos: 0
    Piercings: 2 (one per ear)
    Fav color: neon rainbow B-] (& pastel rainbow)
    Fav drink: Juice (grapefruit to pick one)

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  2. 'Open psychometrics' character quiz of 114 questions gave me Lady Mary Crawley of Downton Abbey--unsure exactly what that might indicate, but then came Olenna Tyrell, which is just...yes. Uh-huh. Yuppers. Oh fo' sho. Melisandre was also pretty high up (yee!), as was Cersei...okay, yeah, I loathe her, but considering my responses, I can sorta understand why that was. xD

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  3. Figures. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qoeB5k1vUn2gVIj49DUCzJOrkKDNjEEo/view?usp=sharing

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  4. I knew it: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vGDFY7TRWOk0z3MQU7Mr5lZqq_dNi6fU/view?usp=sharing

    L-: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13biTO9aWy3r74-x0CRlIAW-jWR57HYYB/view?usp=sharing

    I fucking hate these stupidass links. Why can't they just be "your chosen name" + file name . jpg or whatever?

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  5. Tinyurl=Astrolology: Here’s a “true zodiac sign test” calling me Virgo. I love Virgo, but not too sure. Don’t believe so. I think if I were any other the most likely would be...probably Capricorn or Scorpio? Which are also very high. Like most of them, actually. I do feel as if I have significant traits of every sign. ;p The lowest is Libra, and I suppose it makes some sense, but 40%'s still a lot. Then came Aquarius. (Which is...slightly weird, as I kinda feel more Aquarian than some of the higher-scored ones, or at least about even... really there’s a lot of “I feel more like this one than this other one that’s scored higher...” 8-3) I’m strongest on water+earth, then fire, then air. But pretty well-balanced.

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  6. On the whole I do feel more like a (Jellicle) cat than a rabbit, so whichever eastern countries replace the rabbit with the cat...that's fine by me...though of course I'm most accurately a catlike doggo. ^v^

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  7. AD NUTSHELL: Main goals have always centered around animals & travels--lots of 'em. Need like-minded or compatible folks to teamwork the dream. People with shared passions for any/all of the other stuff that's central to me would be phenomenal.

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  8. PREFACE:
    -looking for people/somebody who's an animal lover and wants to acquire lots of animals (esp dogs+fish)
    -who wants to travel around for extended periods, and to have fun and do fun and be fun

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  9. astrological symbol ranking...

    -dog [duh, best animal]
    -dragon [mother of...the sisu-fam ones...aka elsaerys targaryen...]
    -snake [totes adorbs, awesomesauce...dvas, etc.]
    -rooster [cuire le coq! boy version of the buck-buck-bigock. chanticleer.]
    -rabbit [roger, bugs & *lola*, blanche, buster & babs, trix, etc. in terms of real animals i'd certainly identify as a cat over a rabbit]
    -rat [totes adorbs too...um, rita from flushed away...templeton, etc.]
    -horse [riding is hella cool/fun...always wished you could ride dogs. x3 am now accomplished flamingo rider. and ostrich. mlp, centaurs, lf, fave-breed list, etc.]
    -sheep [baa ram ewe...us acres...shaun...etc.]
    -tiger [yeah there be some grrreat tiggers]
    -ox [laverne: "ox ox" shirley: "those are x's and o's, hugs and kisses"]
    -monkey [not ape! if i hadda be one it'd prolly hafta be that there golden lion tamarin]
    -pig [porky, babe, wilbur, etc...that'll do]

    -fish [duh. second-best animal after dog.]
    -archer [merida the mockingjay! archery be hella cool.]
    -water-bearer [ironic af that aquarius is an air sign. anyway uhh...this is neat, the lisa frank depiction is esp pretty...ofc lf can make anything gorge...]
    -crab [whoo! you know what i mean, mr. krabs?]
    -scorpion [they're cool]
    -twins [wakefields lol]
    -sea-goat [mergoat!]
    -ram [almost as cool as a mergoat!]
    -lion [king!]
    -bull [shit!]
    -scales [first thought will always be treasure mathstorm...xD fine, not bombest]

    Preference orders 4 if u could pick the most perfect possible person-recipe 2 adopt:
    Gender/sex: female (girls are just more fun in terms of names, toys, clothes/supplies, etc.), male
    Hair: red, blonde, brunette, black
    Eye: blue, green, brown
    Euro/Australian descent
    Good health/genetics ofc
    Pisces, Year of Dog, Lime Tree (Celtic)🌳 (born March 11-20 in 2030, 2042, 2054, 2066, 2078, 2090, 2102…)
    *there’s also fostering but with humans that's way harder than it sounds

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  10. Myers-Briggs: INTJ
    Enneagrams in approx. order: 5, 8, 4, 6, 3, 1, 7, 9, 2 [5w4]
    Tritype: 584
    Big 5: RLOEI (L/C, I/N closest; ROE strongest)
    Sociotype: LII
    Temperaments: melancholic-choleric (poorest match=sanguine, which makes sense elementally as I have the least Air in my astrological chart; quiz strangely said c17/p10/s9/m6)
    iv: sp/so (quiz said so/sp? none feel strongly accurate)
    ap: LVFE (apparently)
    chaotic evil >8~}

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  11. The Linktree shit really does a pretty good joj of summing me up or at least gathering the most important stuff, espeeeecially Pinterest. And these coupla blogs. And those other first links to the shizzle that's already on the side o' this blog--them sites that be just ever so necessary for various reasons...E-x

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  12. A "Pick 3":

    DOGS, BOOKS, CABLE.
    Necessary: dogs, books, cable, chocolate, bread, pizza, *DVD* Netflix.
    Want but less necessary: cats, sweatpants...could most easily go without coffee, wine, tacos. Wouldn't totally omit any though.

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  13. How scared am i of shit

    elevator: 0/10
    cemetery: 7/10
    snake: 0/10
    clown: 3/10
    spider: 0/10
    darkness: 0/10
    heights: 1/10
    horror film: 2/10
    bottom of the sea: 1/10
    hospital: 1/10
    insects: 1/10
    toad: 0/10
    needle: 10/10
    plane: 0/10
    blood: 0/10
    being alone: 0/10
    failure: 9/10

    (The oceanic abyss is of course creepy but I DREAM OF EXPLORING IT IN THE COZIEST SUBMARINE EVER & befriending all the deep sea critters πŸ’™ Likewise cemeteries can be a tad eerie I suppose, yet I really love them…something peaceful about them at the same time…)

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