Sunday, October 11, 2020

calendarmania iii: some years...

...there's just  no clear  winner...

Confuzzled. Be. I.  ._.
Well, maybe eventually I can work out which '21 calendars belong where. 'Tis a big honkin' hollerin' heckin' deal, after all...;-;

blue dog
[toy+mini] POODS (x2; would be stuck betwixt)
tropical fish (x2)
tropical underworld
ocean unseen
under sea
elements--best ones=neon, cobalt, sulfur...argon, xenon...the whole noble gas club...yanno ;}
crystals (no rear images, wtfff)
COLORFUL CONFECTIONS
colorcrush
travel trailers (x2)
stewart
arcimboldi
thiebaud
bosch
haeckel
surrealscapes (yerka; strawberry beach)
HOT ROD B=] (grossman)
diners <3, cruisin' & chrome <33
(sweet) succulents, cactus <3, saguaros <3 ; deserts; mushy-mushy <3
plant love/(house)plants/produce/flowersch/herbz/jardins/gardens
faeries (cactus, mushroom!)
houses
cottage country/living
cabin porn/*life*/view
craftsman bungalows
art nouveau (GORGEOUS HOUSE)
midcentury modern
mackintosh designs
LUCY sp. ed.
golden goyles
uninspirational <3 <3 ; demotivators
lil' mermaid
mermaids (green, blue, purple hair <3 +red ofc)
"find weedo" xD
ELEGANT MF PIE
DRINKING. WITH. MF. CHICKENS
frogs (me bright'uns)
zoo portraits (ostrich; penguin, gazelle, koala...)
wild masterpieces (swan, buck-buck-bigock)
peacocks; parrots
songbirds (& snakes)
mario ^-^
donkey kong
disney/pixar <3<3
tango, opera ^^
cupcakes ^_^, cakes, patisserie, desserts
harley (TRIKE <33)
2 wheels
VWs <3
microcars
tulips
pinball
maxine xD
man up XD
herro kitteh (those stupid quidd stickers--snow globe etc.)
haunted realm, tarot, strangeling, sirens, witches, astrological, celestial journey, myth & magic <3
vintage country
[ALL lang/legacy; folk art/americana; camping, nature, docks; 'bygone days,' 'nostalgic' ish]
country SEASONS, *walk*, welcome, sampler, roads, path, music, living, pleasures, gardens, fresh, farmhouse, churches, chic, blessings
une promenade (giana)
redlin
covered bridges
home (?), farm-fresh; *farms*; markets
space cats (w/ candy/fewd/wigs); mystical kittehs
elvis <3
"just plain weird?"
wwpe?
ppl o' wal*mart
365 POKEMON [wall=G1 pixelated]
365 dogs/gallery, puppies, Irish stuff, shoes, etc.
greyhounds <3 <3 <3 (& usual breeds; whippets for instance weren't there when I went thru, impossible)
doxies
schnauz
pomeranian
eskie
heelers/acd
gsp
beagles
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lionel trains
great old trucks
colorful chargers
classic cars, etc.
great outdoors
fairyland/shrooms/houses/tales
extraordinary/glamorous/artful/moar chickenth
loons  
boibz, exotic birbs
effin'/dumb birbs
grumpy cat=me
crazy cats
composers
coke
beatles
awkward family photos [daily]
andy griffith
larsson
modigliani
abe hunter
[fine artistes]
coral reef
celtic stuff
hasui
ikebana
sprinkles (planner)
dressage; friesians
comforts/coming home
in the kitchen
manga girls
"if we knew then" (weird)
fat cats XD
brp (?)
 
 
...and, finally...my hugantic Photobucket summary...
 
 

23 comments:

  1. super-fun full-series marathons on Twitch/TV:

    MXC
    Pokemon
    Power Rangers
    Bob Ross
    Justin Wilson Easy Cookin'
    Mr. Rogers
    Simpsons

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  2. Watching The Pack on Amazon (boy, would Amazon Prime Video be so insanely not worth buying on its own!!!!) Predictably, annoying people and cute dogs. Wonder whether another season'll be possible. The concept is so right up my alley--seriously, like, dogs(/animals)+world travel=the two central pillars of my ultimate goals. Would've been the perfect intersection for me and Ullie, imagine us!! ;0; I need moar doggos for future seasons (and because, again, central pillar! Always.)
    Top 4:
    -Snow (Standard Poodle.) Love her colors and clip. I'd probably go closer on most of the body, and have a smooth face since the bushy faces look masculine. Her name's pretty too, and just happens to come from the 101 Dalmatians Animated Storybook CD-ROM owner/dog window-matching mini-game. 8-} Naturally, as anyone oughta know.
    -Dixie (Bluetick Coonhound.) AWWWWWW. Just like Bluey. ;; <3 And with that distinctive bay. xD She's cute & silly. Her human is the least annoying. Funny team.
    -Derby (Goldenoodle.) That's right, NOT Goldendoodle. Where are you getting that first "d" from??? Idioth. Anyway. Derb's a rather nice-looking one. Like his coat and mohawk. Of course I'd take a Pood over something where you blended the Pood into something else, but whatevs.
    -Charley (Schnoodle.) Again with the oodle, but at least this name makes sense. He looks more like a Bichon anyway. Fluffy white woof.
    So I guess I'm weighted toward Team Blue.
    Chisum & Kepo the Blue Lacy were cool too. Dan's & Allister's elimination was outrageously unfair. (If sticking yourself out the window of a moving car is their idea of "crazy" and "dangerous," how are these pussies even willing to do adventurous shit...? Gimme crazy Japanese games with no regard whatsoever for safety any day of the week...xD) At least that allowed Snow to stick around for another few episodes. The Vienna & Florence eps have been fun. It's like almost everyone got more amusing and less irritating soon as they got to Europe. A lot of the pronunication attempts are embarrassing af though. The final four--Kentucky/Derby, Marc/Ace, Lucy/Duchess, Vania/Jax--are all cool. Guess I have to root for Derby. He's been breezing through the whole show. Now Duchess is gone. Aaaannd, Ace wins. Yay. ^^ He's so chill. (And I guess on the smaller side for a BC?) Marc deserved it too.
    "The strength of the pack is the woof, and the strength of the woof is the pack." That should've been the tagline.

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  3. Correct answers to this Disney-edition "One Gotta Go," first to last: https://twitter.com/criztnayang/status/1340836121522126848

    -Impossible choice...can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe Toy Story?
    -all can
    -Into the Woods or Muppets...go w/ ITW because we have the flawless stage version.
    -Zootopia FOR SURE.
    -I CANNOT DO IT AND I CANNOT BE MADE TO DO IT -____-
    -all but PotC, I guess.
    -Bambi
    -AristoCats. (Oliver & Company is my favorite Disney movie. Lady & the Tramp is #2. 101D is up there. So, AristoCats, I'm so sorry...)
    -Haarrrd...but I suppose WALL-E. (Unless Ratatouille? Or...Up? Bug's Life'd be the first keeper...)
    -all but Recess honestly
    -I guess Twitches.
    -either CR or HSM, probably the former...idk really, have I even seen any of those 2? hm (TBM & CG are okay, so one of the other two...)
    -Probably Jungle Book? Or Pete's Dragon? Or, Dumbo? No, wait... The one that's absolutely gotta stay is Alice in Wonderland.
    -Lilo & Stitch.
    -Oh no, that's SO HARD. Princess & the Frog maybe? Or Moana? I just...Frozen HAS to stay...
    -No no no, they're all so good...uummm...*shuts eyes, turns away, presses Black Cauldron*
    -This is impossible. Toy Story 2 is absolutely brilliant, but I'm overall more generally obsessed with the other three...
    -Oy, idk. Not very attached to any. I guess Cinderella might've been the best though...?
    -all can
    -Animal Kingdom only bc I think it might be the only one we haven't been to; pretty sure I'm thinking of Six Flags safari and stuff instead. xD

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  4. Astrologically speaking, in light of the fact that dogs and fish are the best creatures on Earth, the raddest and most awesome possible human should be one born under the sign of Pisces in the Year of the Dog (and also with other optimal signs, such as the lime tree. x-)

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  5. ~I've ranted this before, but...the 3rd-gen Polly Pockets are largely insulting. Disrespectfully lazy. The 80s/90s ones are mind-blowing masterpieces. One of the two unquestionably greatest toy lines ever produced (the other being, naturally, Puppy in My Pocket. Again, the originals!) These later things were clearly designed by indelicate man-handed oafs. It's like: "Okay let's just throw together some stuff related to the theme of this one. Mostly it'll be big thick nondescript hunks of solid-colored plastic--absolutely none of the raised details thereupon are to be colored at all! The divisions of the vague sections will be clunky and awkward. To attempt to make up for this, we can slap background stickers in. They'll be cute, yet still too cartoony. Overall it'll be kind of illogical and unclear and magnitudes less attractive and appealing. Cheap copies of the magical originals, that's what we're after! Gotta look like a lazy-af ho-hum knockoff!" The only time they seem to put in effort is when it's a very oversized one, and then they keep repeating the same ones. Am I deja-vuing or didn't they already do a decent mall and candy factory? Well, the latter I just saw can barely be called decent. And the mall is (especially the "pet store" section with the aquarium and doggy home, reminiscent of the Barbie Pet Rescue CD-ROM game.) However, if you're only doing to do it right on those "super specials," then don't you dare besmirch the good name of Polly Pocket! Reissue originals or cease immediately! And if it can't fit into the average pocket, it had better be as excellent as the originals that also didn't!! There are individual cute bits but in most cases they don't add up to the brilliant, carefully designed beauty of the originals.
    The mall's got the revolving door, fountain, some kinda desk, gym/sporting goods shop, electronics shop, clothes store (with a freakin' runway?!), movie theater, rooftop food court, elevator. It's nice. Not as wondrous as Melanie's Mall, but okay.
    The "Corgi Cuddles compact" is...cute enough (particularly the bottom half with the play yard, agility course, and weird platform with a bone pool slide), but as always, so much room for improvement, including down there. The Polly-esque PiMP compact and hotel did it better. I do like the tub bubbles, pool, yard, and of course the POODLE. The "Pet Place" is a lousy imitation of the Pollyville vet+my old LPS pet store that folded into the building. The top level is the best, but it looks as if the cats can eat the hamsters. xD
    This new "Party Limo" is THE MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY DISGUSTING THING UPON WHICH I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISTINCT DISPLEASURE TO SET MINE EYES. Translucent purple plastic over magenta creates a sexy neon effect, yes. But holy shit. Everything inside is just solid magenta/fuchsia (fuchenta? Maguchsia?) Or grey. The circular dance/performance platform and the apparent hot tub in the rear have potential but are oddly designed. The bubbles are taken from my spa, and the overall thing is inspired by my old convertible party limo with the rear pool & BBQ ("Pool Party on the Go.") It's a literal dream like all the others I had/have. This is the tribute version tossed together in two seconds. I AM SICKENED.
    And the dolls? Well, they're rubbery and don't bend at the waist, so they're not technically Pollies. And it's just funny how you always see "blue-eyed blonde, green-eyed redhead (ME!), brown-eyed brunette, and black one." The blonde/redhead and sometimes brunette eye colors could be swapped.

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    1. ~Oh no. Uh-uh. Some random fucksticks do NOT get to shit out a hideous cavegirl doll and call it Rockelle--THAT IS COPYRIGHT LISA FRANK, BITCHES. Nor one that's a blatant pale imitation of Sunset Shimmer.
      ~The Playmobil sets are...cute, but...mostly just kinda look like generic representations of whatever they're supposed to be, rather than the unique and realistic original Pollies. Pollyville is this idealized world you could just step right into and automatically inhabit. Each house and building and whatnot looks like a real place. It's all perfectly designed and, together. The Playmobils have shitloads of itty-bitty, soon-to-be-lost-or-eaten pieces you have to set up yourself with no real perfect plan...there's a pizzeria where the cooking and eating is done outdoors, so what's the point of the interior? It just sells ingredients? The pizza is boxed in there and then served through the window or to the tables? Like wtf. At least it's better than Lego sets where nothing looks real because it's all bloody blocks.

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    2. And don't get me started on that fake-af cartoon "Polly" ripoff of Sunny Day...god effing dammit, PP & PiMP cartoons are the most golden of opportunities and both were fully BLOWN with pitiful series that have absofuckinlutely NOTHING to do with the toys. *fumes*

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    3. I GO ON! Among the best of the recent ones was the ballet theatre I gave Ember. And how did that arrive? With sloppy, crooked background sticker placement and an ugly clashing carpet totally different from the pretty one in the product image. Everything in the world just gets cheaper and shittier all the time. Literally everything, except for the admittedly impressive Google Maps GPS. That I've gotta hand it to. It would've worked if I'd been blindfolded. Anyhoo. Yeah. The new ones have cute elements with some potential, but the originals are mesmerizing. They're a perfect, cozy, real world you can all but physically step into and never leave. I sure haven't. These are composed of oversized chunky hunks of solid plastic that make the overall appearance coarse and crude. Lacking in the care and detail that went into making the originals so uniquely wonderful.
      "Sunshine Beach" has the big wave for surfing--cute, except that it's about to wipe out the little lifeguard tower and...ice cream shop?? That's also on the lifeguard tower? But inside it's nothing but a counter with a pitiful excuse for a "register." That's it. This is so cheap and lame and lousy and half-assed I just want to fucking puke. They have sullied the name of Polly Pocket. SULLIED IT! SULLIED IT! SULLIED IT! AND SOILED IT AS WELL! The lounge chair, sandcastle, volleyball net, etc., are all getting wiped out anyway.
      "Big Pocket Jumpin' Style Pony"--well, at least they have the decency to be like, "Yer gonna need a big pocket for this one." Stable, equestrian hurdles, podium and apparently fancy judges' room...aargh. One of my Pound Puppy carrier-shaped playsets (very much in the Polly vein) did this kinda thing infinitely better. The Hedgehog Cafe has nice details on the sticker backdrop. Let's see...a literal cat tree, doggy bed, birdie perch, kitty macarons, gigantic hedgehog tank thing, table, couch...a reused yellow platform with a cushion on it and steps descending to the floor...things are out of scale and just plain weird in these. But I guess that's a relatively nice one. Same with the pig farm. Windmill, silo with chickens inside, barn...pig corral where they just spin in a circle again (all the animals seem to do that), slop trough, apparent hay bales that kinda look like a treasure chest, um...wtf, rocky steps with ears of corn tossed on them?? Little yellow things that shrink as the steps do? I'm so confused. Pink flowers embedded kinda oddly in the grass. Oh nice, a farmer's market stand with lovely produce stickers...and yet one can't help but imagine how brilliant all this would look in the original style.
      The stupid mirror-compact ones...oy. Best is the pool/bbq one and only due to the water. Curse my weakness for plastic water. (And fud. And basically anything miniature, which is always so superior.) These are just so unremarkable...the originals were captivating and you were just drawn to them in the store, couldn’t leave without getting a new one. These are kinda more like, relatively cute compared to the other crap, but still mostly underwhelming and non-compelling.

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    4. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VZzmfEBb2Cg-JM1daiRpM5VqyTdr04S-/view?usp=drivesdk : You can see in the three neon reissues I got at Toys R Us (when it was a shell and a shadow of its magnificent former self, but still held such goodies as giant shaggy Peeps & these) that they were already doing the “let’s just make entire sections one solid color instead of painting or using multiple pieces of plastic.” These (the supermarket, dress shop, and ice cream parlor) are still awesome because they’re neon, and exact copies of the originals. Still wonder what made them select those particular three, but it was an amazing find. I didn’t even have the original parlor or shop.

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  6. Still nothing worthy of its own entry, but s'more little diaryish thins...
    ~Fuck. Valium+gas for fuckin' dental extraction? I guess...goddammit do I despise needles...can't imagine ever voluntarily getting any shot. Thank goodness I was a college commuter—they require physicals (uugghh), and I might've recoiled so hard when the doc brought in a coupla shots as to slam into the wall...said, "Those're only required for campus residents!" "You want to decline?" "WELL DUH!!!" Can't even look at it...couldn't watch them take blood from Rustopher (for as long as it friggin took anyway, ugh)...took four doctors to force that crap on me as a kid, and would take more now. Mom held off as long as possible and only ultimately made us because the stupid schools required it. Grrrrrr. And the blasted car? What's with the busted electric driver-side window, blinking car/lock icon that has no apparent meaning, rubber strip popping off for no reason, passenger-side window button popping up also for no reason...just, wtffff. I'm so angry at everything. Why must we be trapped in repulsively disgusting, stupidly illogical bodies? What kind of weak, wimpy, pansy-ass species are we anyway? What other animals need to brush their fuckin' teeth (and floss, and rinse, yadda-yadda, OY VEY) and then they STILL go destroying themselves for no good reason?? Furthermore, whatever's good for 'em is what they should crave lots of and perceive as delicious, ffs.
    ~Now when you stop to consider that traffic lights exist at the tops and bottoms of hills, which is something that should never happen...it’s just one more confirmation of what’s always been painfully obvious...that the human species is simply too abysmally stupid to exist. It should not have been able to make it this far. There’s something fishy somewhere. For people entrusted with road design—surely folks of at least slightly above-average intelligence??—to be hopelessly imbecilic, just calls to mind the despairing fact that about half of people are even stupider than the average one. No wonder the world is shit and everything sucks, even the things that hypothetically should purely rock, and only crap happens...humans make everything a zillion times worse than need be (which tends to be shitty enough in the first place...)
    ~Dang. My super-active little ladybug buddy was running laps around the underwear on the counter, up and down and around the rim of my glass...and then all of a sudden, an hour later...s/he was belly-up like Melville 😭 And I’m genuinely sad 🐞🧡❤️🖤 Must've just worn itself out...;;
    ~"Hyphens are important. They’re the difference between a man-eating chicken, and a man eating chicken." xD

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  7. This is the Song of Ice and Fire that doesn’t end
    It just goes on and on, my friend
    George Martin started writing it
    Not knowing what it was
    And he’ll continue writing it forever
    Just because this is the #SongOfIceAndFire that doesn’t end... #asoiaf #asongoficeandfire #got #gameofthrones

    ...I want every decade from the 2020s on to precisely mirror the corresponding 1900s one...most especially so I can experience the 50s-80s. Now bring on the flappers and gangsters!!

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  8. This bullshit year so far is just morons asking the same stupid questions that've been asked before. Probably multiple times. I mean, seriously wtf...
    ~"high school me starter pack" Like where tf am I even supposed to begin distilling that into four measly images, now I ask ya? PRESCHOOL feels recent, ffs. I've felt about 15 since I was 15.
    ~"ur alone in a room with 3 men but u feel safe, who r those men" What the actual sexist-ass fucking dumbfuck kinda question is this...?!?!?!?!? Why not ask about three women? Obviously the only answer is "any unless they give you reason to suspect that they're dangerous." Holy shit this crap is not okay.
    ~"most painful celebrity deaths" Um, so many, damn. Rickman decked & wrecked me. Robin Williams hurt. Steve Irwin? Omg, I went into school the next day dressed for mourning (not that all-black and funeralesque was unusual for me, but I hoped people could feel the sad.) Totally crushed and in disbelief. The ones that were shockingly sudden, tragically young, just unnecessary, or something where you had no idea anything was wrong...those're the worst...
    ~anything that's essentially a "favorite this or that" question can either be impossible because you've got hundreds, thousands of answers, or very easy because you've got clear solid faves in the category at hand. Some Qs just have ready answers and others don't...
    ~"a movie of which you genuinely think you might be the #1 fan" HAHAHAHAHA, lemme just direct you to my list or higher imdb ratings or some shite...plenty o' obscurities...and plenty o' guilty pleasures that obsessed me with a particular character/aspect that deserved to be in a better picture.

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  9. The first two decades of life each feel/seem like forever. Then the third one is maybe a few months long.

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  10. The Promised Strand: the piece of black fur that is GUARANTEED to be somewhere on every plate and bowl served in this house thanks to that stupid dog.

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  11. I wanna be a cowgirl who rides an ostrich.
    Or a flamingo. 8D

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  12. Never been this livid to be out of milk, but dammit was I looking forward to that banana Raisin Bran...tg the next ShopRite order's comin' tomorroy.

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  13. Sometimes the slightest rearrangement/neatening of something can be so tremendously satisfying...like why didn't I have it this way all along...?! +D

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  14. Mum's now taken to calling me Harper's "Auntie Griselda," and tbph I wouldn't mind that name a bit...

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  15. How is it that my dad’s practically deaf when you talk to him yet also the world’s lightest sleeper, disturbed by the door opening or water running? Whereas I can sleep through the daytime of all y’all loud morons louding and doing normal shit, Lady perhaps opening the door for no reason... ‘Cause he and his sons have also never heard of an indoor voice; they just shout everything as if that’s natural and ring right through the floorboards…and stomp around with their giant old clodhoppers… The police radio's great for knowing the town's bidniss, but it's always gotta be up so disruptively loud. Dx

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  16. J: *looking at our roasted red pepper hummus* Who puked blood in the tub of baby shit?
    Me: YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE JAR OF LARD IN THE FRIDGE
    J: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that!
    #bacongrease #bakingrease #baconfatbrownies

    He did free wedding photography & was rewarded with all the leftover food. You can tell what people love by what’s now in our fridge—small plates of chicken, sausage, meatballs…two large trays of crudités. Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes Good thing *I* like raw vegetables…I mean, not really THIS much, but...=\

    Now for #7689645132 on the list of things I HATE: food that can go bad. Like, WHY. Here’s a thought: Just, don’t go bad. Ever think of that? But no, by all means continue forcing people to waste money because there’s way too much to ever be able to get through in time. Great job. While you're at it keep coming packaged as ONE fucking flavor per box/bag/whatever instead of one of each of the flavors I want. And being more than likely disgusting when you're an apple or banana--fruits whose edibility is VERY texture-dependent. And apples especially are such commitment fruits...it can take forever to get through one, so ofc they have to start turning brown straight away. Could go on all day...

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  17. Fillup-Is-Our-Fahjah-Day...well I went in on something Joe picked, found him a hat with a Beagle that looks just like his favorite little pupper-doggo, gonna bake his 🥥 -pecan 🥕 [cake] later cuz he went & bought himself another one this morning…so yaayyy, dat vuz noisch. And Lady-Fill's birfday gift (winter penguin cookie jar) rectified that one hauntingly horrible Christmas morning when she'd been so delighted to receive the same (exact??) present from us but the 'guins' lid-heads slid off and shattered as she was going to place it on the counter...phew, wish I'd thought of righting that years ago.

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  18. This is still gonna serve as a "diary-comment"/jot-random-stuff entry...

    J: *looking at our roasted red pepper hummus* Who puked blood in the tub of baby shit?
    Me: YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE JAR OF LARD IN THE FRIDGE
    J: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that!

    He did free wedding photography & was rewarded with all the leftover food. You can tell what people love by what's now in our fridge—small plates of chicken, sausage, meatballs...two large trays of crudités. Good thing *I* like raw vegetables...I mean, not quite *this* much, but...

    #7689645132 on the list of things I HATE: perishable foods. Like, WHY. Here’s a thought: Just, don’t go bad. Ever think of that? There's no point. You don't go bad, less has to be produced, nothing goes to waste. But no, by all means continue forcing people to waste money because there's way too much to ever be able to get through in time. Great job.
    And while you're at it, keep coming packaged as ONE fucking flavor per box/bag/whatever instead of one of each of the flavors I want. I mean, what the absolute shitpickle titpickle dickpickle motherfuckbitchwhore goddamnpissasscunt, shitload of monkeyfuck.
    Also keep being more than likely disgusting if you're an apple or banana! Their edibility is especially texture-dependent. You get maybe a day or two of Goodnana; the window is narrow af. #suxx0rz And apples especially are such commitment fruits...it can take forever to get through one, so ofc they have to start turning brown straight away.
    ...Oxidation. Dust. Every one of the absolutely infinite gross disgusting annoying wasteful pointless things you're forced to deal with on a daily basis and that only seem to exist to piss me off. And oh how I wish not to have to be trapped in a body in this godforsaken abysmal world against my will...at the very least couldn't I get one made of lovely smooth shiny plastic or some other non-gross material?
    You should be able to eat, sleep, and do pretty much anything only when and if you feel like it. I never asked to be born, so I should really never have to be even mildly displeased or inconvenienced--yet the universe exists solely to fuck with me. When you think about everything, it's all so unfathomably stupid and horrid--even things that seem swell almost inevitably turn out to be horrendous one way or another. This world is just so deeply unworthy of my supreme perfection and smexcellence, and fails to meet with my approval. I could rant about all that is shit for eternity. It simply never ceases.

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  19. I speak in quotes and lyrics anyway…need a little device loaded with every quotable movie/show/song/game/whatever that can quickly pull up the exact perfect line for the moment.

    Little joys?: The teensy corner slices of circular Domino's pizzas divided into squares. Wee slices in general. ^3^

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